“Who is that pompous, pretentious, blathering, low IQ, asshole who endlessly pontificates with brief interruptions for his own stupid questions?” The Railer posed this query to his office mate, a senior engineer who flew 48 B-17 bombing missions over Europe. “That’s Senator Biden of Delaware,” he answered with a smirk and a nod.
It was 1986 and we were listening to live Senate Committee hearings on the Challenger loss. Our interest was more than passing. We worked on the Shuttle program at the Johnson Space Center, and we knew those doomed folks who hit the Atlantic Ocean at 200 MPH. While we mourned and worked to restore confidence in the program this Washington clown acted like it was all about him, just one more opportunity to preen and grandstand.
That was The Railer’s introduction to the dissembling pol who would become our 46th President. It cemented an impression that would only harden with time. Before Biden made his first run for President, before his “high tech lynching” of Clarence Thomas, before he borked Robert Bork, he was the dim bulb embarrassing himself with stupid questions and a condescending demeanor while browbeating NASA and space industry leadership.
A zebra doesn’t change it’s stripes.
A year after those Challenger hearings, DimJoe made a campaign stop in Claremont, NH, where he loosed a classic Biden rant at the assembled citizenry:
”I think I probably have a much higher IQ than you do, I suspect. I went to (Syracuse) law school on a full academic scholarship, the only one in my class to have a full academic scholarship. The first year in law school I decided I didn’t want to be in law school and ended up in the bottom two-thirds of my class and then decided I wanted to stay and went back to law school and in fact ended up in the top half of my class. I won the international moot-court competition. I was the outstanding student in the political science department at the end of my year (as an undergraduate). I graduated with three degrees from undergraduate school. And I’d be delighted to sit back and compare my IQ to yours if you’d like, Frank’’
That’s one moment on one campaign stop captured on C-Span video. How did he squeeze so many lies into 30 seconds?
- Biden was caught plagiarizing at Syracuse and had to repeat a class
- Biden graduated near the bottom of his law school class.
- Biden did not win a political science award at the University of Delaware
- Biden did not have a full academic scholarship at Syracuse
- Biden received a single undergraduate degree, not three.
- Unconfirmed, but The Railer bets that Frank had a higher IQ than DimJoe.
There it is, everything you need to know about Joe Biden captured in one almost 40 year old snip. What ended that campaign? More plagiarism, of course. He lifted speeches and life stories from Kinnock, Kennedy, and Humphrey. He falsely claimed to another crowd that his ancestors worked in Pennsylvania coal mines. Given that Joe went almost directly from “full scholarship” to a career in politics, it makes you wonder when he had time for that oft touted career driving 18 wheelers, a claim that even the liberals at CNN couldn’t resist debunking.
DimJoe has made a career of lying and exaggerating. Here’s a small sample of contemporary whoppers.
- My house burned down with my wife in it.
- Trump told Americans to inject bleach into their arms.
- You’re not going to get Covid if you have these vaccinations.
- The cost of an automobile, it’s kind of back to what it was before the pandemic.
- First of all, I have never discussed with my son, or my brother, or anyone else, anything having to do with their businesses, period.
- I’ve never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings.
- I never discussed with my son anything having to do with what was going on in Ukraine.
- My son has not made money, in terms of thing about, what are you talking about? China.
- And it turns out, [Hunter] didn’t do a single thing wrong as everybody has investigated.
- You know that there’s not one single bit of evidence. Not one little, tiny bit to suggest that anything done was wrong.
- My son did nothing wrong.
- My son is the smartest person I know.
- The laptop is Russian disinformation.
- I’ve never spoken to my family about their business dealings.
- Charlottesville fine people hoax (repeated often, long after being debunked).
- Uncle Bosie was eaten by cannibals.
- Inflation was 9% when I came into office.
- My son Beau also died in the war (Iraq).
- I’ve been endorsed by the US Border Patrol.
- The Afghanistan withdrawal was an “extraordinary success.”
- We lost our son as well and brought him home in a flag-draped coffin,
- I’m the only president this century that doesn’t have any — this decade — any troops dying anywhere in the world like he did.
- I will not pardon my son (repeated at least 10 times).
- I hope you’re all able to make $400,000. I never did. ($11M just in 2017)
- Do you know what the average federal tax rate for a billionaire is today in America? For real: 8.3%.
- I’ve been able to cut the federal deficit at the same exact time by over $1 trillion — $1 trillion!
- You’re not going to see in our administration that kind of approach to pardons. (2020)
- I know what I do know—I know how to tell the truth!
- I give you my word as a Biden.
- Corn Pop was a bad dude.
This is just a taste of the Biden lie buffet. How do you know Biden is lying? His lips are moving. Whoever wrote that old joke must have had our Truck Driver in Chief, Scranton Joe, in mind. Another tell is when he concludes any statement with “… , no joke!”
Joe’s apologists say, “so what, every pol lies.” If being a serial liar were the worst of his faults, The Railer would give quarter. All politicians lie, sure. But lethal hazards abound when the lying is pathological and you’re the President of the United States.
Dakota Wood, former Marine and Defense Research Fellow says it well:
As a senator, Biden was known for his verbal gaffes, invented histories, and riffing on what may or may not happen. These habits, glossed over then, are a distinct liability when he sits in the Oval Office.
Joe lies; millions die. The Railer blames DimJoe for the Ukraine war because he said:
“Russia will be held accountable if it invades. And it depends on what it does. It’s one thing if it’s a minor incursion and we (in Nato) end up having to fight about what to do and what to not do, etcetera.”
DimJoe said that on Jan 19, 2022. On Feb 24, 2022, Putin rolled the tanks. Moscow got the message. Biden green lit a “minor incursion” which Putin realized as a full-scale invasion. What gave Putin the confidence to start that war on NATO’s doorstep? The “extraordinary success” of the Afghanistan surrender signaled to all that our President was weak, and the USA was in retreat.
Biden’s surprise midnight abandonment of Bagram Air Base left our Afghan allies naked. Days later, Kabul reenacted scenes from Saigon, 1975, as helicopters plucked Americans from another embassy roof. The Railer predicted this would happen days earlier in his August 13, 2021, post. Meanwhile our Vacationer in Chief was on vacation (40% of his 4 year term), confidently saying that Afghanistan wouldn’t fall to the Taliban – which he knew was a lie. He returned days after the situation had devolved into humiliating and lethal chaos. Is The Railer clairvoyant? No. The chain of unfolding events was obvious to anyone outside of Biden’s feckless administration.
While DimJoe fiddled, while Afghanistan fell, Iran was watching. Iran and her allies Hamas, Hezbollah, Syria, and Yemen’s Houthis, began planning a coordinated attack on Israel. After years of unchecked rocket attacks, Hamas made their unprovoked ground invasion of Israel on October 7th, 2023, killing 1200 and taking 250 hostages, most civilians. Hezbollah escalated their rocket attacks from the north, the Houthis from the east, and Iran and Syria threatened to join.
How did DimJoe respond? Although many of the hostages were American, Joe’s absolute silence on their fate was deafening. To this administration they didn’t exist. Instead, Joe called for Israel’s restraint and withdrawal, an unconditional cease fire, humanitarian aid for Gaza, and he slowed weapon shipments to our ally. Oh, he also warned Iran, “DON”T,” as in don’t attack. Iran, unimpressed and undeterred, responded to DimJoe’s stern warning with a salvo of 300 drones and missiles targeting Israel. Thankfully nearly all were intercepted. DimJoe repeated his Don’t Doctrine, this time aimed at Israel, as in “don’t retaliate.” Hey Joe, whose side are you on?
Predictably, Iran attacked again and Israel responded with a devastating crippling of Iran’s air defenses and weapon facilities. Biden’s Don’t Doctrine proved to be an empty threat, a fact Iran correctly understood. Israel was left to prosecute their existential war alone. Meanwhile, the Gulf of Aden is still closed, the Suez Canal nearly idle, Iran continues its march to nuclear weapons, and the Houthis fire freely at Western ships.
Back in our hemisphere, DimJoe’s Liar of Homeland Security, Alejandro Mayorkas, consistently told us under oath that “our southern border is secure.” So secure that DimJoe welcomed perhaps 20 million unvetted criminals, gang members, murderers, rapists, terrorists, and trafficked children to cross his open southern border, along with Chinese Fentanyl that kills 100,000 Americans annually. Perhaps it is no surprise that someone who lies with such ease would surround himself with the same.
Our 46th President is a singularly inarticulate prevaricator, a narcissist eager to inflate himself at other’s expense while leaving a wake of destruction. That wake includes his own family. Two of SniffyJoe’s three children are drug and sex addicts who failed to pay their taxes. In Hunter’s case, that delinquent tax tally ran to millions. DimJoe constantly rails about “the rich need to pay their fair share,” … unless your last name is Biden. In rehab, daughter Ashley traced her sex addiction to showers with daddy. Ewww!
Representative James Comer’s House investigation showed that 9 Bidens received “family business” money laundered through dozens of obfuscating shell companies and fake loans. What was that $30 million and counting family business? You. The Biden Crime Family sold you, the American People. They sold the promise of Big Guy favors for our enemies, favors ladled at your expense. Minutes before The Big Guy walked out of the White House for that last ride on Marine 1, he pardoned the “Biden 5” for all unspecified crimes. As head of the organization, Joe knows things and he’s not sharing. It also appears that Joe got hasty on the advanced math and left four Biden Crime Family members to fend for themselves.
For the last words on Joe Biden, The Railer will close with oft-repeated quotes from two people who know him best. “Never underestimate Joe’s ability to f___ things up,” said Barack Obama. “I think Joe Biden has been wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades,” said Obama’s Secretary of Defense, Robert Gates. Senator Tom Cotton updated that figure recently to 50 years, marking a half century of consistently bad judgment. That well sums it up. Liar, braggart, entitled hypocrite, traitor, and resolutely incompetent, that’s your 46th President. The Railer, and the sober minded 49.8% of American voters, are relieved that DimJoe Xiden is finally, finally, gone. AMF.