Note: The Railer is back after an extended hiatus. After completing a large and lengthy project it is time to again wield the flaming pen of righteous truths. The following is a true transcript of Kamala Harris’ recent Democratic Convention acceptance speech. Hello Chicago! Hello convicted and preconvicted union members, gay people, trans people, non-binary […]
Every two years the lamestream media blares “this is the most important election of our lifetime, the future of our nation is at stake, democracy is in peril, your rights are in jeopardy, Republicans want to kill children, old people, and abolish Social (In)Security…” In the past, The Railer would shrug off these clichés as
This isn’t about the 72 young boys waiting for a Religion of Peace suicide bomber. Instead, we’re enjoying a little diversion that tests a popular maxim, the investing Rule-of-72. Why the frivolous detour? The Railer’s head is about to explode with all the recent insanity. Douchebag Attorney General Garland, the vengeful weasel who says that
On this July 4th, The Railer takes a hard look at his former home state. When you spurn America’s ideals you naturally lose the dynamism, the justice, the humanity that makes us great. Illinois is in big trouble. The Land of Lincoln looks more and more like a People’s Republic every day. Thousands have left
Senate Democrats, upset with the recently leaked draft Supreme Court decision overturning Roe v. Wade, took matters into their own hands, and passed landmark legislation mandating abortion for women in underserved communities. Standing side-by-side with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer read this statement today from the steps of the Supreme Court.
The distant rumble of revolution grows louder by the day. Our Supreme Court has now taken up three landmark issues; abortion, the 2nd Amendment, and race preferences, a trifecta of political third rails. The Railer recounted his lived experience with racist anti-racism here, and welcomes these long overdue judicial reviews. This new affirmative action challenge
With things slowly evolving to a new normal, The Railer was able to pay mother a long overdue visit in The Peoples Republic of Illinois. This trip was particularly special because cisgender middle son, his lovely cisgender wife, and the world’s cutest, smartest, all-boy grandson were in tow. There was a grand feast in rural
